Cartwheeling In the Crease

fuckyeahlandermelon:

Gabe strikes again with the glasses

And here, my friends, we find the species known as the Alyonka Larionov. Some people complain that she is “unprofessional”, but I can’t seem to find any evidence how. Not her knees jammed halfway up his intestines, not her rather casual stance, not her modest neckline or loose jeans whose pattern she apparently stole from a modern carpeting store . I mean, clearly she just wants to snuggle. Don’t all hockey reporters want that? We see this kind of attitude in Pierre McGuire all the time. Alyonka is just more successful at actually getting it..