December 2011
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thebergeronprocess replied to your post: meh. victoria’s secret shows always piss me off to…
VS models drink nothing but protein shakes for nine straight days before a show and do not drink water for half a day before the show.
but some VS models actually barbecue and gain 15 pounds before a show.
god, i wish i could gain and drop weight like that
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meh. victoria’s secret shows always piss me off to some extent. you get to see half-naked women who are obscenely thin strut around.
and half the world is like, “no bad bad! this is overexercising and dieting and all that!”
and the other half is like, “well on the other hand america is fat and you overeat and never exercise and don’t try and blah blah!”
the...
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RULE OF TUMBLR. WHEN YOU SEE THIS, YOU REBLOG IT.
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4. Do you follow any of the following leagues:...
Nope. not really. i have to have this close and personal relationship with the team before i can even begin to think about liking them. idk.
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all i really have to say is get over it. there were more important things that happened and your team won the cup anyway. i’d understand being upset if you lost, but you didn’t. so move on.
^^ this.
Last time…
winning the cup does not pardon all sins
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okey dokey then this is my hockey survey thaaanggg
1. Favorite team: Boston Bruins.
2. Favorite player: This question pisses me off because I love and appreciate them all. But I’ll go with Ference (sweetheart, extremely attractive) Thornton (badass, honorary Masshole), or Bergeron (perfect, underrated)
3. Best game I’ve been to: Only game I’ve been to (if you exclude the Wings game I went to when I was 2) is Broons vs. Senators on...
y’know that feeling you get when you’ve had a really busy, exhausting, shitty day and you’re about to be done with it?
you know that feeling you get when you realize the next day is more of the same?
gahh.
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3. Who is your favorite AHL team?
Probably the P-Bruins, just cause that’s wear all the baby Bruins go to get their hair tips frosted and be drunk all the time. Really though.
Although the Worcester Sharks are kinda growing on me after that whole Gronk-spiking-the-puck stint.
(I just learned two days ago that the Worcester Sharks are the affiliate of the San Jose Sharks. Who are in San Jose. In California. On the West...
got mentioned by @PouliotsHair, my life is now...
so, is nesn going to be a bitch and not post that...
KTHXBAI
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i am of the opinion that we have BY FAR the best...
besides other teams’ goal horns piss me the fuck off
usually because it means the other team scored
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sometimes it makes me happy to see kids who haven’t studied fail on a test
tuukka:
yeah
so um
Tuukka
I need to touch up on my geography
I have no clue where Finland is
you should teach me.
I actually don’t know anything about Finland
oh god i snorted
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20 reasons to hate basketball
1. figure 8 defensive slides
2. lunges
3. cycles drill using complex routes and calling out the order of passes on a dime
4. 17’s in 1:06
5. pass, defend, catch, shoot, rebound, pass drills
6. 10 foul shots each
7. more 17’s in 1:06
8. wide 3-man weave to 2-on-1
9. 3 suicides, 35 seconds allowed each, but must beat 31 sec because of that one obnoxiously fast person on your...
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welcome to hell week, basketball players!
basketball has just begun.
no more laughing, no more fun.
if i see you walk, not run,
you will soon be sprinting one.
and you are cut! C-U-T cut!!
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anyone go out for a high school sport today that...
HOLY FUCKING FUCKETY FUCK. it took me an hour to...
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Basketball season starts tomorrow.
Whoop-dee-fucking-do.
In which, over the course of 2 days, a group of high school girls who are only doing bball because their parents make them do a sport unwillingly drag themselves through round after round of backboard taps, suicides, line jumps, defensive slides, wall sits, push ups, sit ups, and flat out ordinary sprints without a ball in sight to please several sadistic, tyrannical...
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danglesnipecelly:
Ah yes, high school hockey players across Massachusetts are going to bed with suicides and other drills on their minds.
Rumor around my team is that the pucks are nowhere to be found in our locker. Looks like our coach wasn’t lying when he said we wouldn’t be seeing them during tryouts.
Tryouts…
apparently basketball coaches have the same idea. forget the skills! RUN...
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tuukka rask has such quality fangirls.
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Dear Andrew Ference, I'd definitely fuck you....
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keepcalmandbergeron asked: I love your blog!
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so whats up with the once upon a time broadcasting...
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should i make a crossword puzzle out of my tracked...
someone put something...
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