Cartwheeling In the Crease

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christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously 

intuukkawetrust:

There is an amber alert for two young Vietnamese children who were abducted in Braintree, MA. Their names are Sarah and Patrick Nguyen.

They were supposedly kidnapped by John Lockwood, he is an older man 50s-60s. He has light brown hair and brown eyes and he has a light brown BMW with the license plate “478RF8”. Please PLEASE SPREAD THIS.

MOTHER
FUCKING
AUDIEN

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

tango-wizard:

nevver:

Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)

Oh god Ohio is most likely to curse and the least courteous this is my state’s legacy.

top 5 least likely to curse but also top 5 least courteous

mixed messages??

itstuukkatime4046:

This is just.. I have no words for this.

do you ever look at someone you used to be ....

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

jennrocksocks:

Awwwww

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holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

sweetasageorgiapeach:

PREACH

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mrswincestiel:

casadelnovak:

peeing while on ur period more like

I’m sorry but I fucking died.

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