Cartwheeling In the Crease

Naomi. 17. I like hockey and when there's no hockey I like EDM. But I'm back now so. actual cannibal(s)

After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.

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(Source: sensxal-bliss)

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sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

posted: 1 day ago

clueless-gamer:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

posted: 1 day ago
foreveralone-lyguy:

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO LIKE YOU JUST FUCKING SLAP THEM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH SHAVING CREAM JUST DO IT BITCH DO IT

foreveralone-lyguy:

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO LIKE YOU JUST FUCKING SLAP THEM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH SHAVING CREAM JUST DO IT BITCH DO IT

posted: 3 days ago

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

posted: 3 days ago

sunshinychick:

ok so i think i finally found a category where tumblr is better than pinterest and that’s food

on pinterest if you search recipes they’re like “try a skinny mom pop! put 3 strawberries on a stick and add a little drizzle of white chocolate! way tasty and way healthier than most dessert options out there!”

tumblr food tag is like “put 15 snickers bars in a bigger fucking snickers bar you beautiful disaster”

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(Source: tuukk-rask)

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(Source: teenagenicks)

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stralman:

and i think to myself what a wonderful world

stralman:

and i think to myself what a wonderful world

posted: 4 days ago
hotdurm:

xtatertotx:

treehousecommittee:

flyingrainbowspuds:

madbuenasnoches:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Human pedestrian.

Human Cancer Patent

"It Is I, The Cold Hot Dog"

Little Pussy D’Stroyah…Seems accurate.

The call me the corpse on life support

little hardworkin immigrant?

hotdurm:

xtatertotx:

treehousecommittee:

flyingrainbowspuds:

madbuenasnoches:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Human pedestrian.

Human Cancer Patent

"It Is I, The Cold Hot Dog"

Little Pussy D’Stroyah…
Seems accurate.

The call me the corpse on life support

little hardworkin immigrant?

posted: 5 days ago
#o #k
sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

alegbra:

breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them

and now, the weather

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

alegbra:

breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them

and now, the weather

posted: 6 days ago
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aubreygram:

when u get in the shower without taking off your eye makeup and come out looking like anze kopitar :////

posted: 1 week ago