hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
There is an amber alert for two young Vietnamese children who were abducted in Braintree, MA. Their names are Sarah and Patrick Nguyen.
They were supposedly kidnapped by John Lockwood, he is an older man 50s-60s. He has light brown hair and brown eyes and he has a light brown BMW with the license plate “478RF8”. Please PLEASE SPREAD THIS.
This is just.. I have no words for this.
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.