Cartwheeling In the Crease

Naomi. 17. I like hockey and when there's no hockey I like EDM. But I'm back now so. actual cannibal(s)
posted: 2 weeks ago

Day 38

stillnotjackgleesonsbestfriend:

Still not Jack Gleeson’s best friend

posted: 3 weeks ago
posted: 3 weeks ago

heartyglobe:

filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”

posted: 4 weeks ago

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

image

like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

image

posted: 1 month ago

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

posted: 1 month ago

(Source: pimptier)

posted: 1 month ago

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

posted: 1 month ago

genderfluidstrider:

jaegerirl:

fartgallery:

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

posted: 1 month ago

koiflans:

the-captains-wife:

koiflans:

tumblr is such an embarrassing website to be a part of

You mean AMAZING

no

posted: 1 month ago

souljaboyemoji:

souljaboyemoji:

ammit420:

*dick hard but i gotta stand up*

image

did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat

I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word

artslay:

Gaga: *sings about burqa in Aura*

white people: that is racist and offensive she needs to stop appropriating muslim culture

actual muslims:

image

posted: 1 month ago

(Source: riversnogs)

posted: 1 month ago

Let’s make the Flubber movie cover the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

insanitys-love:

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

image

HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

Yes let’s do it for him.

(Source: mspandrew)

posted: 1 month ago

didyouknowwaltdisney:

R.I.P Robin Williams.

A man who knew how to make the world laugh and cry. You will always have a special place in all of our hearts.

If you or anyone you know is battling with severe depression and thinking of Suicide please call 1-800-273-8255 For the National Suicide prevention hotline.

posted: 1 month ago